The Matriarchy of Absolute communism343 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.369 billion Absolute communism343ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism343ian economy, worth 758 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,611 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism343's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism343 is ranked 215,018th in the world and 8,050th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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- : Absolute communism343 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Absolute communism343 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism343, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
